magpie @magpie@octodon.social
a magpie. a parent. i like dogs, science, games, all the animals, books, cartoons, and napping. twitter @leiapico. sometimes i draw pictures. pronouns: none/any
the new #dirkgently episode has some super good action scenes. dang.
i song a sang at karaoke good night good bye
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ME: Alright, sure
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ME: Alright, no
you know whats fucked up?? you know whats REALLY fucked up??
in the wizard of oz, they call the lion the "cowardly lion." but they dont call the scarecrow the "brainless scarecrow," or the tin man the "heartless tin man." they dont call dorothy "homeless dorothy." whats up with that??? why single out the harmless lil scaredy-cat for public mockery??? its rude as fuck
@magpie i guess maybe i should have put a CW for that. sorry, anyone that upset. i will do better for next time :/
my toddler has wonky middle toes that stick up a little like he's flipping off the world with his feet
but anyway i'm always afraid when i put socks on him that i'm accidentally gonna snap em off
tired: coming out letter
wired: gender resignation speech
my leggy weggies are coldy woldy
lotsa blossoms
some bird beaks look like they're smiling but you can never be sure what goes on in the bird brain of theirs
Whenever girls on /r/asktransgender are like "how do women's clothing sizes work" I'm like "okay measure your inseam waist bust hips and write it down on a piece of paper.
"then TEAR THE PAPER INTO TINY BITS and SET IT ON FIRE because WOMEN'S CLOTHING SIZES ARE A CLUSTERFUCK just try shit on and size up or down as needed"
This happens with men's clothes too, but the other way round, because god forbid you tell a man he's small e_e
e. g. I might be a men's 28 and a women's 24, shit is wild
an empty and unsealed amazon bubble mailer came in the mail today that upon checking was supposed to be my cell phone holder thing. cool. thanks. dammit.
"Your fursona is a peridot-colored Robust Duneslider."
help what is a duneslider
relatable content in my kid's book
MMM, BROTH!!! piping hot bone and parts water! with other stuff floating in it.. yum yum yum
there's no way it's only tuesday. please someone transform it into like... thurs or fri 
Fact : Scientists now know that many species of dragons were actually covered in feathers.
