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@Skirmisher @asonix as the owner of a small child this does not surprise me lol... they are kinda just advanced dogs.

adults are slightly more advanced dogs

@hal bc that would be too easy!!!! sims 3 is great though so.... 🤷‍♂️

@Imani_knits yup, haha... it's bizarre when compared to US bullshits

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where are your legs, hildy? gone.

@SpaceBoyfriend no probably some prehistoric animal coughing up mucus

@SpaceBoyfriend well you better be paying attention then

@sonicbooming yes!!! there are always some alternate way to get things you need if you aren't a good farmer/fighter/rancher/fisherman

@sonicbooming yes, it doesn't do anything revolutionary, just streamlines and perfects things other games have done.

i am taking things nice and slow on my Switch playthrough. i played about 5 years worth on the PC and unlocked most stuff, so i am enjoying myself and relaxing this time around. getting to be friends with some people i didn't talk to much last time i played. it's wonderful

@sonicbooming what season/year are you on? love me some stardew

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Parents! Look out for slang your teens might be using to talk about the new republican tax plan:

LOL: lots of layoffs
LMAO: launder my assets offshore
FFS: fiscally feudal society
BTW: buttress the wealthy
TFW: tax foolish workers
BRB: buy roubles, bitch
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slept badly... i woke up a bunch of times and was drooling a ton and couldn't get comfortable. always great

@SpaceBoyfriend jack off crystals? um, im good, thanks tho