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being a boyfriend means your two emotions are melancholy & idiocy, often both at the same time

a boyfriend's personality is defined by the beer they like most (Blue Moon) and the beer they hate most (Corona)

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@SpaceBoyfriend ooh i love blue moon i must be a really good boyfriens