halfway
* melts *
They say a watched pot never boils, but they forgot to mention that a watched progress bar never finishes.
* waiting *
* vibrates *
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just another one of those dreams π΅ βοΈ
When I ascend my rightful throne as god-ruler of Earth, Venus and the Europan Wastes, English is getting banned.
"ring up"
to make a phone call
example:
"ring up Toni and see if they're coming to D&D tonight"
"ring up"
to process merchandise at a checkout
examples:
"I'm done shopping, lets ring up"
"I rang her up, but her debit card got declined."
* successfully resists urge to make a pun *
Oho! It's me, the height of discernment and respecfulnes. Ohohoho, top shelf refinement here.
World class personality; me.
polltergeist | 'pΕltΙr,gΔ«st |
noun
a haunting that pesters you until you fill out their poll(s)
The not-joy of discovering your horrific typos days or even weeks later.
* tries to channel their inner calm *
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γ all came from nothing all shall return to nothing γ
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Software glitches: fun if you intentionally trigger them, maddening when you don't
β Favorite own status because you deserve it. β
Can't get Windows 10 to install on the new PC. It keeps whinging on about "missing drivers" or some nonsense. (despite the usb, and other meaningful things *clearly* working) I tried serving up motherboard drivers on a platter, but no luck so far.
Anywhoo lots of others have the same problem, none of the proposed "solutions" work. π
Considering installing some flavor of BSD or linux at this point. π
steadley peaches, painted by amanda almira newton, 1913
Anxiety over an otherwise straightforward series of tasks is incredibly frustrating.
Somehow accidentally blocked a couple people?!?!
ahhghghhhghghhhh
* goes through blocklist *
O_O
how is this possible?!
* sigh *
Unblock, unblock, unblock.
skimming someone's profile
their toots say "2M ago"
~ 49 toots later ~
wow how did they crank out so many toots in 120 seconds?!
eventually realize the "M" was months, not minutes
sigh. π π
That feel when you get to interact with someone you admire.
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I feel like I forgot something important. Oh well. I'm just gonna drink another cup of tea to feel better. 
Hello Intuition.