@jordyd annoying stock image service
@jordyd thought you were talking about getty images
turns out it was text stuff
@jordyd yer in th' thrall of ''''''''
it's like a human having hundreds of mouths, really
@jordyd colemak or bust
(or however they spell it)
* hands you a paper journal *
did you call? 😜
ahhh, I wish my meatmech was photosynthetic
@bootblackCub Just make sure you get the turkey's consent before roasting it.
I can't tell if I love this or hate this.
@jordyd great now I want a gay demon people's republic
@jordyd gay viper without the vowels
@MightyPork I like to blame the romans
@MightyPork as long as the tracking cookie tastes good
@MightyPork applicable laaaaaaaaw!
* electric guitar riff *
@grainloom waking up at moodnight wondering what to do with all these feelings~
sorry yer sleep cycle is borked. >_<
A smol lopsided polygon trying to survive anxiety and depression.
Definitely not a blob of sentient grey goo. 👀
Knows a witch or two.
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