Sometimes people think, "oh Jordy is a known boy, and can take care of this spider". But you see, not only will I not do that, but I now consider that room off limits. That's the spider's room now.

Unless the spider is cute and then he's my buddy and I'll transport him outside

"How can a spider be cute?" you ask, incredulous. I pull this photo out of my wallet:

@jordyd tfw you scramble to re-hide the spider image and accidentally open it full-screen

@kimdanes you'll have to replace the whole device now