Sometimes people think, "oh Jordy is a known boy, and can take care of this spider". But you see, not only will I not do that, but I now consider that room off limits. That's the spider's room now.
Unless the spider is cute and then he's my buddy and I'll transport him outside
"How can a spider be cute?" you ask, incredulous. I pull this photo out of my wallet:
@jordyd there is a youtube series of an animated cute spider
if I remembered the name I would link it
* stares pointedly at the rest of the audience *
@jordyd They'd better. Maybe I'll go ask the driders if they know. Maybe I have some orc grog leftover.