Every night I open up Masto and think "I hope @jordyd and @lopsigon have a fresh very strange thread somewhere" and I am never disappointed
@kimdanes @jordyd threads so fresh you can still smell the dirt on the cotton fibers
@lopsigon @kimdanes threads by association
@jordyd @kimdanes a tapestry of tangled tapis on tap
@lopsigon @kimdanes topical
@lopsigon @kimdanes tired: on-topic/off-topicwired: on tap/off tap
@jordyd this made me realize that the US' cheeto-in-chief has a disease: golf clap
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@lopsigon somehow my first understanding of "golf clap" here was Trump's ass cheeks clapping from the force of swinging a golf club
@jordyd see, I wanted multiple possible interpretations
@lopsigon your thoughts vibrated outwards and formed the words on the screen that forced me to envision this scenario, you mind controlling monster
@lopsigon your thoughts vibrated outwards and formed the words on the screen that forced me to envision this scenario, you mind controlling monster