Logan @logan_life@octodon.social

I have no #hottakes but I will say that I stopped using Facebook on January 1 as a "break" and then actually clicked delete after the #CamAnal story broke, and I regret nothing. Feels so good! #DeleteFacebook #EmbraceMastodon

again hopefully no milkshake duck but also alex turner....yeeeesh

https://youtu.be/4RZDFQ3oYbg

hopefully no milkshake and i know queen covers are sacrilege but also dudebro can sing and is sexxxxy come fight me

https://youtu.be/irK0Su5SE2Y

I am getting married tomorrow. Currently in the bathroom at the bar at which we are having the day before party with guests. It is super weird to have people from so many different life stages all in one place and interacting with one another. Adrenaline levels are high. Introvert warning bells are loud.

@logan_life thank goodness my spouse set me straight. Yikes.

I combined the tick with adam sandler

@logan_life oh cool

Stop lookin’ at me spoon

Is what my brain just told me. I know it’s a ref but it’s from the 90s and I don’t remember

On Saturday night, we watched all of Mortal Kombat (1995) and the first half of Super Mario Bros. (1993) and oh boy howdy.....they are even worse than I remembered.

Our senior #italiangreyhound Dennis is very excited for the weather to be nicer and the cold-exacerbated swelling in his joints to decrease. Good #doggo.

#Spring appears to have finally arrived here in #Philadelphia. I hope it lasts. Perfect day to get my #southphilly patio in order. It's like, the size of a large walk-in closet but it's something.

Did that thing where you use your thumb to restrict the water flow out of a hose to make it fan out with pressure and realized I had not done that in a long time. I found myself smiling, but you can't tell here.

All the #houseplants get a field trip to the Outside.

Pouring the first glass of sake for yourself is supposed to be bad luck but it’s just me and the doggo at home tonight soooooo what do?

Intellectual engagement and unironic enthusiasm. These are things that I love. Thanks to John Green for putting it so succinctly.

So I got an email from #Spotify thanking me for being a fan of #TheNational (they are my favorite band and I listen to their music every day) and offering me the chance to get tickets on pre-sale.

I have never had the chance to see them live.

Click through, and whaddya know? The #Philadelphia show is on my birthday!

Bought two tickets so fast I almost broke my keyboard.

Woohoo!

WOW!

#DAMN won a #pulitzer. Incredible. History making. So awesome.

i guess it's finally time to admit it

we have an 11 year old italian greyhound named dennis and he is much cooler than me

here is is

his tongue is out

super happy to be getting #married in 5 weeks AND ALSO slightly ashamed to say i'm also happy that the process of planning and throwing a #wedding will also be over in 5 weeks tbh

also i apparently need to lotion my thumbs

who knew

not gonna lie v excited to wear this #temporarytattoo i just found on my desk

looks like this #dinosaur just read something RATHER SPICY in the society pages and cannot WAIT to tell their bestie Sharon about it all