me: i would like to buy one general-purpose computer please

apple: no

microsoft: maybe

dell: if you're a developer, ok for now

weird small linux manufacturers: duuuuuude try a drag of this one, maaaaaaaan, it'll make you see the bits in your miiiiiiiiiind

PSA: Serverless computing still needs servers. No-Code or zero-code still results in code that needs to be run. Don’t be fooled.

Computer lovers 🤝 Computer haters
Computers are garbage

what i'm using here:
- sway tiling wayland compositor with waybar
- emacs with gccemacs JIT
- KiCAD with my patches to fix GPU acceleration
- chromium (firefox works fine too)

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stop making tools that integrate with github, just make them integrate with git instead

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the general shape of your genitals?

(Paraphrasing most government forms that ask your name, job, and gender.)

I forced an AI to read the x86 reference manual alongside 1000 programs to produce a program on its own. This is the result.

$ ./a.out
Segmentation fault (core dumped)

$ bc
This is free software with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY.

oh no
can i trust it
or not

"If you could show the cabbage I planted with my own hands to your emperor, he definitely wouldn't dare suggest I replace the peace and happiness of this place with the storms of a never-satisfied greed."
-- Diocletian

the u.s. citizens who got the guns to fight the government when it turns against the people -- it's your turn!

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