sign me the fuck up
@lichen I'm already skilled at eating bits of bread! i was born for this
@Taweret but how skilled are you at breaking a man's arm?
@lichen untitled swan game
@lichen Hello, yes, I would like to retrain as Finland's national bird. Thank you.
@lichen Just ducky.
@lichen it's a trick, it's all just mallards in costumes
@lichen OH MY GOD
@cakefordogs 👀 👀 👀 👀
@lichen I read it as "restrain a swan" and though hmm, I could definitely take on a swan, could I? Once a goose bit my toe and it's still crooked to this day.
@Ivafakename Geese are more dangerous
@cccam nah, swan can break a mans arm, saw a film about how dangerous they are
@lichen colour me disapointed
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