@lichen I'm already skilled at eating bits of bread! i was born for this

@Taweret but how skilled are you at breaking a man's arm?

@lichen Hello, yes, I would like to retrain as Finland's national bird. Thank you.

@lichen I read it as "restrain a swan" and though hmm, I could definitely take on a swan, could I? Once a goose bit my toe and it's still crooked to this day.

@cccam nah, swan can break a mans arm, saw a film about how dangerous they are

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