Liam Cooke @liam@octodon.social

Je propose un concours de notification. Je commence, quelqu'un a mieux ?

TGIF y'all:

Thank
Gargron
It's
Federated

OMFG witches town now has a 666 character limit, I love it here

https://dolphin.town/media/asNnuVXCT1ljDIOgTCo https://dolphin.town/media/nz14Wc4nbY6d4NWBjgg https://dolphin.town/media/Ebd2N8rvNBzZjDE9Mdo

Okay, my new Mastodon instance is live! Since @Mus made https://oulipo.social where you can't post the letter 'e', I am proud to announce:

DOLPHIN TOWN!
https://dolphin.town

A Mastodon instance where you can only say the letter "e". Follow me there! I'm @e

https://mastodon.social/media/LJI3bE6pUg_kpuXcPoo

I took a look at the news today and decided: yes, today I'm going to try and set up a joke Mastodon instance

Hi Oulipals! Look at this shiny FAQ I did for you all: https://oulipo.social/about/more

Truly. Look at it. That "F" in "FAQ" is not just for show.

50% off: baby clogs, not worn.

why boost when you can

🎵 boostin' makes me feel good

Me: open-source is the best
Also me: I will die before I let anyone look at this shitty code

by 2018 mastodon will be a centralised social network hosted at witches.town

ꙮ and its less-extreme siblings totally underscore how weirdly and inconsistently political Unicode can get, though.
"This O that some medieval monk doodled eyes in because it appears in the word 'oculus' is its own unique letter. Actually we'll do three differentiated by how many eyes he doodled."
"Sounds legit."
"Also, Japanese is just Chinese in a different font."

god is dad

If a toddler is having a tantrum, sometimes you can break them out of if by crying along with them, but doing it "wrong" and asking if that's a better way to do it. e.g. Honking or barking, etc. They might stop to correct you, then you can ask about other alternatives. Once they're in this meta context, they usually forget about the tantrum proper.