Liam Cooke @liam@octodon.social

My cat constantly looks tired of my bs
#mastocats

remember your javascript comparison operators:
a = b : assignment
a == b : loose value equality
a === b : typed value equality
a ==== b : loose moral equality
a ===== b : social value equality
a ====== b : inverted outer non-equality
a ========== b : ten-foot-pole equality

Tim Pennings noticed that his Welsh corgi, Elvis, seemed to follow the optimal path when chasing a ball thrown into Lake Michigan — Elvis seemed to realize that he ran faster than he swam, and so could minimize his retrieval time by racing intelligently along the beach before jumping into the water. But how did he make these judgments?

“We confess that although he made good choices, Elvis does not know calculus,” Pennings wrote. “In fact, he has trouble differentiating even simple polynomials.”

src: https://www.futilitycloset.com/2018/12/14/shortcuts/

What is ZFS?

it's the Zac Filesystem

basically you give me all your files, via email or some kind of online storage and I take it, make 3 copies of it, change 2 of the copies to something different (to fool intruders), print out the correct copy and then store it in a safe under my bed

when you need it back you have to tell me your secret passcode and then I get the printout from the safe, scan it into a pdf and email it to you :3

it's revolutionary, groundbreaking, and production-ready

Someone: How're you?

Me: I literally never know, sorry.

🍎 Jailbreak your iphone and hack the OS

🤖 Root and flash your android phones with custom OSes you can play with

🖥 Flash your computer's bios to show ascii art on POST

🏳️‍🌈 Cover everything you own in stickers and patches

⚧ Hack your endocrine system. Steal genders or cobble your own together with spare parts

Own your stuff inside and out. Customize it to make a statement, reflect your identity, or just because you can. It belongs to you and no one else. Leave your mark on it. ✊

boost to respect Tama, the Honorary Eternal Stationmaster of the Kishi train station who increased ridership on the Kishigawa Line by almost 20% upon her appointment. RIP