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Because I live in Britain, it’s obligatory that I inform you that it is sunny and warm and nobody seems to be wearing a jacket. Beer gardens are full. Pavements are lukewarm. Nobody remembers sunscreen until they’re crispy and pink. Ah, our two days of summer.

@maloki 9am here, and while I’m in the office I guarantee somewhere there’ll be a beer garden full of crispy people somewhere (possibly uni students?)

@lexjay my neighbour has started gardening topless...

@verity I assume this isn’t a positive step for the neighbourhood...

Large angry men start going about topless, lobster red and displaying their bad tattoos and moobs, attacking each other with broken bottles... And that's just the university lecturers.

@lexjay