korvys @korvys@octodon.social

Welcome to mastodon. Here's your courses on French and Japanese, a "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS" bumpersticker, and a fresh pineapple for some reason.

Saw this and thought it was pretty, and I thought I'd share. https://mastodon.cloud/media/1MoAMoO_ScgH58GekzI

I like to think of Mastodon instances as spaceships, and the rules governing each instance describes who gets to live with me on my ship.

PSA: the "masto" part of Mastodon comes from the greek for "breast".

So if you call us "mastofriends", you're really saying that we're "breast friends"

*looks at twitter* oh good, i got followed by a tech exec and three more brands

*looks at mastodon* i got followed by 8 witches, 3 queer furries and 7 cybrepunks

occasionally I accidentally type 'tweedeck' and tbh I'd sign up for that social network in an instant

Honestly I'm like the most philosophically materialist person you're going to meet, but ꙮ still kind of does me a bit of a spook. "There is a 21st century digital encoding of the special character used only when mentioning seraphim in 15th century Russian manuscripts" not only sounds made up, it sounds like a supporting detail at the beginning of one of those novels where people start to turn inside out.

i like to think the people on witches.town are like multicoloured pastel punks with witch hats and fluorescent green bubbly potions squatting on the street corner with their boombox as the the nervous-looking suits from mastodon.social walk by nervously and try to avoid eye contact

Y BITSY
TEENY WEENY
YELLOW
POLKADOT BIKINI

Tech writers: mastodon is not a proper social medium
Masto users: but we're social all the time?
Tech writers: nono. what we mean is that our advertisers can't pump money into profit like they're used to
Masto users: [swears in French]

I got nude when I arrived home but I put clothes on to play Zelda. It's called respect, look it up.

I love that the cool kids on Mastodon are the queer anarchist French witches. :heart_eyes:

World’s Largest Democratic Country to Endorse Universal Basic Income
http://ur1.ca/qqm70

This short mashup of #RTJ, #TheyLive, and the #ShittyPepsiAd is the most perfect thing I've seen in a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BZifBEOp5Y
#anticap