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I really hate the police. Less of a lewd post, more of a motto

selfies, eye contact 

Please consider writing your hashtags in upper camelcase so screen readers have a chance at figuring them out.

#whyistayonmastodon sounds like an giant undecipherable mess of sounds.

#WhyIStayOnMastodon reads out "Why I Stay On Mastodon" ๐Ÿ˜„

(Reason #44 I stay here: my previous requests like this have been generally well-received, proving that most people are awesome.)

it's no longer raining :(

c'mon, give me a good thunderstorm already

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*In a job interview*

Interviewer: "so what would you say you're biggest weakness?"

Me: "well, I do rely too heavily on a critique of consumerism and the perversions of capital on our identities to explain the shitty behavior of a lot of people."

Interviewer: "Um...how does that apply to the job duties listed -"

Me: "you're doing it now."

Me in a dungeon facing amonster: "Oh no I am soooo unequipped to face you. You are so STRONG and BIG! OOPS I dropped my sword, whatever will I do :heart_smirk: "

gender shitpost 

ISPs and on-prem tech support on downtimes ๐Ÿค trans girls on being cute

โ€œNo, you!โ€

did i just set up an entire mailserver in one sitting? yes.

horny shitpost 

i fucking hate "egg" shit. it's like you've worked so hard to escape the box society's shoved you in, only to immediately shove other people into a box under the guise of "i know you better than you know yourself"

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