My eldest brother a 30 year Army vet who never saw combat and spent his time behind a desk, reads me the riot act because I told him he was being a dork. Yeah, really. At the same time, the other half of his brain is rah-rahing 45's incomprehensible behavior. I was horribly disappointed when he began bragging about "going to work" which turned out to be patrolling his suburban Seattle neighborhood with a handgun at 1 a.m.