Kit❇Kendrick @kitkendrick@octodon.social
#Invisible #Pink #Unicorns are beings of great #spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all #religions, the #Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both #logic and #faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them. — Serah Eley
The only thing saving me from being fired is you cant punch someone in the face over TCP/IP
Oh yeah, a musical tip for all the newcomers: if you want to share some music, you can just toot a youtube, vimeo or dailymotion link, and tag it with #pouetradio or #tootradio (a pouet is a toot in french).
Once it's done, it will appear on the online playlist at https://pouet.audio ! Cool huh?
You'll have to thank @cerdric@mamot.fr for that. :)
I am one with the #blanket, the blanket is one with me.
@lilprince I'm on board with everything about the look except oh lord #culottes no!
I think I may really need this calendar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F34USGv70SA
@mirahimage folds conveniently for storage! #catsofmastodon
🇫🇷 Ma Fripouille quand elle était jeune 😍
🇬🇧 My Fripouille when she was young 😍
@Siphonay Congratulations 🎉
The player has always been more attached to #Stormchaser than #Bree. In my head, Stormchaser is going on a quest to find a new #druid companion now.
#dnd #rpg #legacyofthecrystalshard #icewinddale #gnomesfools
How did you think we got named "the Gnome's Fools"?
I do not like the hot. I do not like the humid. The sun is not my friend. #whine
Fun trivia: old #punchcards make the best card houses.
@nivex I had hotmail back when it was HoTMaiL (see, it spells HTML) and M$ did not have it yet. Great. Now I feel old.
My neck hurts. I think I slept wrong last night. I've been doing this all my life -- how can I still do it wrong?
I'm not leaving the house today and nobody can make me!
@TomCat I am not a sailor. I do not know how I got 100%
Any problem can be solved by asking yourself one simple question -- #haveyoutriedsettingitonfire
"We're being attacked by a giant monster!"
"Have you tried setting it on fire?"
"We can't get through this wooden gate!"
"Have you tried setting it on fire?"
"The altar isn't summoning anything!"
"Have you tried setting it on fire?"
"An army is about to chase us over a bridge!"
"Have you tried setting it on fire?"
"This guy won't answer our questions!"
"Have you tried..."
