Why are people sending me things, it's the day before a holiday weekend GO HOME

are beings of great power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all , the of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both and . We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them. — Serah Eley

The only thing saving me from being fired is you cant punch someone in the face over TCP/IP

Oh yeah, a musical tip for all the newcomers: if you want to share some music, you can just toot a youtube, vimeo or dailymotion link, and tag it with #pouetradio or #tootradio (a pouet is a toot in french).

Once it's done, it will appear on the online playlist at pouet.audio ! Cool huh?

You'll have to thank @cerdric@mamot.fr for that. :)

The player has always been more attached to than . In my head, Stormchaser is going on a quest to find a new companion now.

How did you think we got named "the Gnome's Fools"?

I do not like the hot. I do not like the humid. The sun is not my friend.

My neck hurts. I think I slept wrong last night. I've been doing this all my life -- how can I still do it wrong?

I'm not leaving the house today and nobody can make me!

Any problem can be solved by asking yourself one simple question -- #haveyoutriedsettingitonfire

"We're being attacked by a giant monster!"
"Have you tried setting it on fire?"

"We can't get through this wooden gate!"
"Have you tried setting it on fire?"

"The altar isn't summoning anything!"
"Have you tried setting it on fire?"

"An army is about to chase us over a bridge!"
"Have you tried setting it on fire?"

"This guy won't answer our questions!"
"Have you tried..."

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