DMZ traffic is choking my internet connection today. Our WSUS box, which I don't manage, sits there.
@CobaltVelvet I once searched Google for an obscure plot point in a movie I could not remember the name of and its response was spot on.
@Joshywooful SCCM is a great tool. It's a beast, but it's awesome
Looking over #SCCM compliance stats this morning... jfc do these kids even leave computers on long enough to do anything?
@tcql I did the same thing on birdsite back when it was still a cool kids' club (circa 2007)
Just got a phone call from some sort of people wanting me to change our upstream DNS. Two problems:
1) I don't manage that
2) I'm definitely not paying for a f%&*ing DNS resolver.
Good morning fediverse! Today I've already had a 90-minute meeting with the boss lady in which we both commiserated over an impending email migration. It was great!
Today, a first-grade student of mine waited in line behind several other students just to say, "Chris, my mom loves my dad so much she poops with the door open."
Yes, parents: your children's teachers know the most intimate and bizarre details of your personal lives.
@davethegame Ohhh... yeah that’s the Mastodon state of mind for you. I don’t remember which instance did that, but I’m fairly certain one did.
@davethegame I think someone already has, unless you knew that and asked that as a result.
I've done enough in PowerShell today that I'm seeing double. Trying to clean up AD before a big email migration is not easy.
Had chorizo taco soup for lunch and it was amazing. Now I just want to go home. I think the theme of all my toots is ... I like food.
@Mainebot For me it's been coffee, then Coke Zero, then more coffee... and I still don't feel awake. Maybe it was the dog waking me up at 4 AM.
I had a cinnamon roll flavored protein bar for breakfast and it was just fantastic.
Good morning fediverse! Y'all are ballers.
My contacts hate me today. I'm convinced of it.
I just remembered Rocket League drops on Switch tomorrow. YES
I just asked someone how things are "in the holler" unironically. #kentucky
@phildini Brands definitely, but news bots are iffy because RSS tends to not be a thing anymore...unfortunately.
@deafferret No fun! Hope you get it sorted out!
