DMZ traffic is choking my internet connection today. Our WSUS box, which I don't manage, sits there.
Looking over #SCCM compliance stats this morning... jfc do these kids even leave computers on long enough to do anything?
Just got a phone call from some sort of people wanting me to change our upstream DNS. Two problems:
1) I don't manage that
2) I'm definitely not paying for a f%&*ing DNS resolver.
Good morning fediverse! Today I've already had a 90-minute meeting with the boss lady in which we both commiserated over an impending email migration. It was great!
Today, a first-grade student of mine waited in line behind several other students just to say, "Chris, my mom loves my dad so much she poops with the door open."
Yes, parents: your children's teachers know the most intimate and bizarre details of your personal lives.
I've done enough in PowerShell today that I'm seeing double. Trying to clean up AD before a big email migration is not easy.
Had chorizo taco soup for lunch and it was amazing. Now I just want to go home. I think the theme of all my toots is ... I like food.
I had a cinnamon roll flavored protein bar for breakfast and it was just fantastic.
Good morning fediverse! Y'all are ballers.
My contacts hate me today. I'm convinced of it.
I just remembered Rocket League drops on Switch tomorrow. YES
I just asked someone how things are "in the holler" unironically. #kentucky
Good morning fediverse!
It's been so long. Here are a few things that have happened since I was last here:
- I moved.
- I got a new job.
- I'm engaged now.
So I can blame Scaleway for the temporary loss of my sweet sweet Mastodon? I'm happy to do that.
Yooooooo
I'm finished with work for the week and it's time to eat all the BBQ back in the hometown this weekend.
My playoff beard survives! I was able to watch my Predators advance in the Stanley Cup playoffs from here in Ohio this afternoon.
Hey y'all! Yes, I'm from Kentucky, I can legally say that.
tfw you see millions of "CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD NOW WHARRRGARBL" pleas over an incidence of OAuth token abuse where no passwords were involved.
US politics, professional wrestling Show more
I am officially making my first pilgrimage to Hamvention this year. Bought tickets last night.