@dragnucs
So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice. There's a
huge televised event with all the world leaders in
attendance.

The Pope asks, "Do you know of Jesus Christ?"

The aliens say, "Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the
planet every couple of years to say Hi!"

The Pope exclaims, "Every couple of years?? What!!??
We're still waiting for his second coming!"

The alien replies, "Maybe he didn't like your chocolate?”

The Pope is flabbergasted, "What does chocolate have to
do with anything?"

The alien says, "Well when he came the first time, we gave
him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys
give him?