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A chunk of text and a picture of a very fancy bejeweled trident head, done in the style of a dungeons and dragons handbook page.
Weapon (trident), artifact (requires attunement). You gain a +3 to attack and damage rolls made with this magic weapon. Whenever you score a critical hit on a creature with this weapon they instantly die. In addition, the Non-Fungible Trident can be used to cast the Wish spell 3 times per day.
Curse. You may never actually wield the Trident in a physical sense. You may never touch the Trident, or attune to it at all. Yes, you may have purchased it, and you do own it, however it must stay sealed within the ancient walls of Tyr'Ygsol. Instead of wielding it, you may carry a fine painting of the trident * and official papers of authentication to confirm that you do technically own the Trident, and show how special you are.
*other creatures can make a convincing copy of this painting with a DC 10 tool check
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