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A whole Capybara cannot be eaten in one bite. It's too big.

@whalefall @kingu_platypus_gidora it startles at first but I think after the first couple chomps it decides it's being groomed

@robotcarsley @whalefall @kingu_platypus_gidora “Oh shi—oh. Uh… what is… are you… petting? Is this your weird version of petting? What is… that’s not… how… usually…”

@benhamill @whalefall @kingu_platypus_gidora "I suppose it's the thought that counts"
(remains unaware that the only thought that the pelican was having was "EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT")

@kingu_platypus_gidora I love how the capy is just like "ugh, Frank! Every week with this shit! Could you not??"

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