Jesse @kingannoy@octodon.social

spent the better part of the day theming my phone's home screen...

Try out a new podcast. You can learn something new or just enjoy having someone tell you a story.

Favourite pull request, right here.

https://github.com/danielmiessler/SecLists/pull/155

This meme has big Mastodon vibes

Openclipart.org has finally been [properly] replaced with http://freesvg.org

It's a site, based on Laravel, providing CC0 and public domain SVG files, including the 55,000+ we scraped from openclipart.org

#openclipart #svg #inkscape

here's a smaller part of a bigger part of a map i drew to help with writing the comic. to see the full thing and more concept and process stuff consider supporting my patreon! https://patreon.com/timecowboy

who remembers the days before pinterest when you could find images that aren't pinterest links

the moment you open up firefox on lubuntu on a machine you had to literally tape back together and handing it back to the owner who expected to have to spend a month's rent in money they haven't got, like seeing someone get their car back in working order for nothing after seeing it totalled

Where my Puppy Linux users at?

@flugennock @anarchiv hold my handlebar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEL4L2CrUfk (German only)

Are you a Cyberpunk? h/t Fipi Lele

What's the Buzz?
Single Insects In Your Area Wish To Meat You!

I blinked at my phone then blocked the number. Probably just spam for bug repellent trying to meme and be clever.

Classic clickbait.

The trees chirped and buzzed and rustled loudly. Were the cicadas usually this loud?

I heard the high pitched whine of wings nearby.

I glanced around.

Why was everyone else in the park wearing trench coats? It was a sunny evening.

Uh oh.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

Just walked headfirst into a huge metal staircase while looking at my phone. Its a pre-smartphone building so they assume you look where you walk.

@jackdaw_ruiz look, I know what you're thinking. It didn't go so well the last eight times I did this. But I've got a good feeling about this time.

@jackdaw_ruiz Same energy

Or I could just do like Robin Rendle and say fuck it to AMP: https://www.robinrendle.com/notes/taking-shortcuts.html

"Here’s my hot take on this: fuck the algorithm, fuck the impressions, and fuck the king. I would rather trade those benefits and burn my website to the ground than be under the boot and heel and of some giant, uncaring corporation."

"We should simply cut the Spider-Man in half. Sony can do a movie with their half and Disney can do seven more with theirs," suggests anonymous Hollywood insider with powerful robotic tentacles.

@velexiraptor honestly I think we should just give third world citizens money because it's very easy and seems to work quite well. You can literally just give them money. It's a whole thing. Turns out solving poverty is as easy as "apply money".