Kim @kimdanes@octodon.social
I'm an autistic nonbinary anarchist witch.
roar.
they/them, a fan of cats and humans.
I just figured out what the list feature does. It's pretty neat
I had a dream last night that I orchestrated the fall of all governments in the world. It was weirdly detailed and realistic
wtf who told me Ubuntu is pronounced "oo-buhn-too"? What is the actual pronunciation
4:00 AM is the Cursed Hour
If there's even 1 straight cis character in a show, it's not gay enough
Give me liberty or give me slep. Ideally both
I wanna nominate myself for an Oscar for my role as "A Neurotypical"
Bumblebees are so clumsy and fuzzy. Who would create something so pure and perfect
My echolalias today:
"Bepis"
"Money Money Money" (from the ABBA song)
"Time to lime"
"Sour hour" (thx a lot @jelle_dc )
There are no records of the Dark Period of my life. The month I used "Hoover Damn" unironically
I was just typing something like "I'm pretty annoyed that..." but then I got distracted. When I looked back I saw "I'm pretty" on my screen and I was like "aww thanks universe"
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Tomorrow I'm gonna go back to the library. If you don't hear from me, they harvested my organs to make up for my fines probably
I heard 2 bloops but only got 1 notification what gives
I don't want to learn how to write a firefox plugin, but I also don't want to use any of those trash text-to-speech plugins that either filter everything through GOOGLE, or require you to buy a voice from MICROSOFT
Have I ever told you guys that I literally electrical-taped the dipole antennae from my pcie network card to the top of my PC case? Cause I did, and it worked
Liquid breathing is the coolest thing ever
Good news everyone, there's apparently a chemical called "perflubron"
On a similar note, on multiple occasions I've accidentally removed my fingerprints by using a potter's wheel too long.
