I always knew the signal in my bedroom was absolute trash. 52% packet loss! Definitely not good enough for gay movies
Has GayOS been invented yet
there she is. the statute of limitations
PSA: if a user habitually boosts stuff you don't want to see, you can turn off boosts just for them without unfollowing them
view their profile in the regular masto UI and you'll see a "Hide boosts from X" in the hamburger menu
this can make the whole experience a lot less annoying, but it's not well-known!
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Time to see if I have a strong enough signal in my room to watch a gay movie
*job interview*
"What are your strengths"
"I'm good at work"
Help I cut my nails and now everything is bad! I think... I think I'm having an Autizm™
it's about to go critical
*sneezes*
Damn my autizms™ are acting up
Watching Supergirl and I heard this line:
"He's got a better grasp on Python 6 Malware Encryption than anyone at the DEO."
tfw you thought you were the one doing the bamboozling, but the whole time it was /you/ who was being bamboozled
Slepy
It's pronounced "systemcuddle"
Hence, "I've been spook", "you got spook"
The past tense of spook is also "spook", but the "-ook" is pronounced like in "book".
lesbians trying to fix each others computers except, oh no! one of them uses qwerty and the other uses dvorak!
and so it's this big ol awkward moment of them trying to type on each others keyboards, and then one of them setxkbmap's to qwerty, except now it broke the caps-as-escape thing they're both used to and
It's a trep