Kim @kimdanes@octodon.social

Autizm Magic™

Wish me luck guys, I'm going to a Texan BBQ place to see my cousin (I'm vegan so it'll probably suck)

I was just thinking about how I never know when I actually qualify as someone's friend unless they explicitly tell me, and I had a flashback to 4th grade when this guy in my class met me on my first day (I transferred in) and after a little bit he just told me "we're friends now". Kinda wish everyone did that

@maple at least they picked an accurate picture lol

It seems my plant toot went over well

@rotatingskull I was gonna say magic, but yes

I just figured out what the list feature does. It's pretty neat

@stephen oh thank you

I had a dream last night that I orchestrated the fall of all governments in the world. It was weirdly detailed and realistic

wtf who told me Ubuntu is pronounced "oo-buhn-too"? What is the actual pronunciation

4:00 AM is the Cursed Hour

If there's even 1 straight cis character in a show, it's not gay enough

Give me liberty or give me slep. Ideally both

I wanna nominate myself for an Oscar for my role as "A Neurotypical"

@jordyd or they're the REAL children of god, made in his/her image. God is a bumblebee. a cosmic bumblebee

Bumblebees are so clumsy and fuzzy. Who would create something so pure and perfect

My echolalias today:
"Bepis"
"Money Money Money" (from the ABBA song)
"Time to lime"
"Sour hour" (thx a lot @jelle_dc )

@jordyd statistics is a cursed field of math

@mirzaba @rotatingskull $6.50 isn't much

There are no records of the Dark Period of my life. The month I used "Hoover Damn" unironically