Kim @kimdanes@octodon.social

@boobs_idiot I rarely have the motivation to start, but when I do it quickly turns into a 8 hour hyper-focused purge

@rotatingskull Musk is the master of the self-own

@iliana *the incredibles voice* "it's a learning robot"

@jordyd oh no

have a fedi-hug
*fedi-hug*

@jordyd in a hug

@ultimape oh wow, that's weird

@boobs_idiot I really love motifs that have eyes in them

@ultimape and the bees are too innocent to know what's going on

Well that was horrible, but I guess I learned what .xinitrc is.

Pi is a fake number designed by typewriter monkeys. The same group that wrote all the Shakespeare plays as a matter of fact.

@jordyd almost choked on some bread

When you see someone's haircut and you're like, "Oh, You're Not Straight"

@boobs_idiot oh that sucks. I have problems with that occasionally, maybe you could replace the stim with a hand stim or something? Idk, hope you get some sleep :)

@boobs_idiot you mean stimming, or something else?

@jordyd it comes with the cool feature of costing a king's ransom

I mean my lettuce was submerged in water ("to keep it from drying out" apparently), but nothing was too suspicious

@jordyd I still don't 100% know what it even does

@jordyd I'd have thought you just sharpen it in an electric sharpener

Update: I survived the BBQ without consuming anything questionable