Kim @kimdanes@octodon.social

@jordyd ~"/*layers*/"~, yes I've heard of them

I was just typing something like "I'm pretty annoyed that..." but then I got distracted. When I looked back I saw "I'm pretty" on my screen and I was like "aww thanks universe"

@jordyd I see those quotes there

@jelle_dc well that's good to know, although I hate using stuff I don't understand fully.

CIA = Old Testament God

@starbreaker I tried it. It's impressive software, but I guess I'm looking for something with a manageable amount of features? There were so many that I'd hit issues where none of the documentation helped me understand what was going wrong

Tomorrow I'm gonna go back to the library. If you don't hear from me, they harvested my organs to make up for my fines probably

@jordyd me too, especially when you read that the actual cause is so far from what the "cures" do. So why do they work so often

@jordyd fedi should hold their breath, it works sometimes

@boobs_idiot Like whenever I've driven for more than a couple miles I've gotten in AT LEAST one near-accident. And people have the nerve to ask me why I'm scared to drive

fun fact: I am deathly afraid of driving

I heard 2 bloops but only got 1 notification what gives

@boobs_idiot oh no!

@boobs_idiot one of them is pointing a gun at the other dude's head, this seems like a bad idea

I don't want to learn how to write a firefox plugin, but I also don't want to use any of those trash text-to-speech plugins that either filter everything through GOOGLE, or require you to buy a voice from MICROSOFT

@jordyd what airline, I've gotta try this

Have I ever told you guys that I literally electrical-taped the dipole antennae from my pcie network card to the top of my PC case? Cause I did, and it worked

Liquid breathing is the coolest thing ever

Good news everyone, there's apparently a chemical called "perflubron"

@jordyd you step in, they pump in the oxygenated perfluorocarbon, and everyone sits in their acceleration couches. You could hit probably a hundred Gs I bet, lol