Why does your parent get to decide your name
Like, what a dumbass idea
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@kimdanes Because otherwise you end up with Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All?
@visitorlizard ya know what
maybe we need more Stormageddons in the world, and less Gerald's
@visitorlizard no, I'm not saying something that unreasonable.
like, maybe just give them a standardized alphanumeric identifier, for example "849b", and then let them pick their OWN name once they're old enough to speak fluently
@kimdanes when a ghost grows up it learns to spook fluently