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having crushes on girls is hard work, but somebody's gotta do it

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*SHODAN voice*
What is it like to be straight

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if I had a twin I'd probably still be the evil one

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"I can't think straight" should be like the official gay secret handshake phrase

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Anarcho-Communism is the power of friendship taken seriously.

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All tsunderes are cute. The moment you deny this is the moment you prove me right.

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the Daily Dot article, mastodon meta, politics Show more

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@garfiald *cant replicate any foundational studies of psychology and the fundamental theories underlying it change drastically every few years* this is a real science

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Abolish holidays named after/honoring people. Replace them with holidays named after/honoring the actions they performed so as to encourage others do the same.

MLK Jr. Day? How about Fight For Racial Equality Day instead?

Labor Day? How about Fight For Workers Equality Day instead?

Christmas Day? More like Destroy The Ruling Class and Community Unity Day.

President's Day? Yeah, that one can fuck off. Honoring positions of power has no action equivalent worthy to replace it with.

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hey

hey cis people

you can choose a new name for yourself too if you don't like the one you were given

it's allowed

this is a life hack by Amber

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cops be like "oh man i got promoted to a desk job and make twice as much...but I don't get to go out and physically oppress and brutalize people anymore so it's like I got fired"

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subreddit drama+, nazis getting wrecked Show more

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I was having trouble getting known bittorrent clients to work over I2P (I'm using i2pd), but I found a nifty client made specially for i2p

github.com/majestrate/XD

More links:
github.com/PurpleI2P/i2pd/
http://tracker2.postman.i2p/

Gonna go seed some books now

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question about bottom surgery, boosts appreciated Show more

was just given a 1 GB full-sized SD card and I am very unreasonably happy about this. I will put... memes on it, yeah

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opsec, shoplifting and poverty for dummies Show more

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eye contact selfie Show more

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thinking aliens who discover earth will be imperialistic colonists is just projecting

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im not cisphobic i just think cis people are confused and i just want to help them realize that !!

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Instance block recommendation and requested report to domain tld manager, hate speech Show more

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the best part of ass fat is drumming on it with your fingers and feeling the seismic waves with your thumb. this is also the best part of boob fat. the best part of belly fat is the plckity-plckity sounds your fingers make while drumming because for some reason it doesn't do the same satisfying standing wave thing. okay thank you for coming to my talk Ted

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@f showed me this very cool website which lets you learn the basics of stuff (mostly #programming languages) very quickly

learnxinyminutes.com/

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