Kim @kimdanes@octodon.social

l-lesbians

*SHODAN voice*
What is it like to be straight

"I can't think straight" should be like the official gay secret handshake phrase

Can't sleeeep

I've had crushes on like 3 separate people named Sydney

Also: the fuck is a "long-sleeved t-shirt"?

I honestly don't know what khakis are

100% pure tired

anyone remember Nitrome?

holy shit just got the most intense vertigo, or like, something like vertigo, that lasted for no more than a second

*wake up*
yep still gay

*google search* how to tell if your cat is a zombie

I remember meeting this one guy who actually used "af" ("as fuck") as a word. Like he said it like "aff"

oh lmao that's what "bubbline" means, isn't it

I might sound like I'm being melodramatic or exaggerating but I promise you I am not

consider me basically useless for the next 24 hrs after watching that

wow, finished the episode

all I gotta say is, Betty deserved better

one time in high school, I was walking down the hall during passing period, and saw a girl who was crying pretty hard. I walked w/ her and asked her what was wrong and if she was ok, and she told me in between sobs that they were happy tears

in retrospect I'm kinda shocked she didn't go w/ the usual neurotypical reaction of just like viciously attacking you for expressing empathy

I'm still crying

so glad I didn't watch that in public

just saw the Marceline/PB kiss and holy shit I just went totally incoherent. Like sobbing and laughing and hyperventilating

ok guys I'm gonna watch the Adventure Time finale. Prepare for, like, open weeping