Kim @kimdanes@octodon.social

scorpions gonna scorp

having crushes on girls is hard work, but somebody's gotta do it

*SHODAN voice*
What is it like to be straight

if I had a twin I'd probably still be the evil one

"I can't think straight" should be like the official gay secret handshake phrase

I can't believe I almost missed the Spring Equinox, the second best day of the year

Or fall equinox for the Southern Hemisphere

Happy spring equinox to all you witches etc

I really wish we knew what all those dead Mesopotamian languages sounded like :(

I hate the sun

Y'all need to fuckin mark your images as sensitive just as consistently as you CW. Please.

"so be it" sounds like something only a literal Pharaoh should be able to say

wonder what it sounded like in ancient egyptian

me, doing calculations in my head: "9 + 4 is 15"

Might do another playthrough of Metro Last Light. Damn I wish I had the non-Redux version, some of the mechanics are just so much better

The world will learn to fear my good ideas

steven: guess I'm too tough to cry

pearl: just today you were crying about snakes

steven: they don't have ANY ARMS

LB: holy shit it's PERFECT

tryin to find a vid of the Steven Universe theme song and I stumble on a very plot-relevant clip that I have /no memory of at all/