Kaye @kaye@octodon.social

Them: "Hey Kaye could we have the raw data? We'd like to verify the analysis"
Me: "Alrighty, it's about 1.6 TB"
Them: [radio silence]

So I am once again stuck at a tram station in Little Buttbum (East) and there's like... a free-standing stone staircase here which goes up to a bridge, but it's blocked off and visibly falling apart, to the point where trees are growing on it.

My thoughts in order:
* That can't be structurally sound
* Ooh, if I can figure out what kind of tree that is and estimate its height, I can tell when this was blocked off

YouTube keeps shitting garbage content by VERIFIEDS ✔ into my recommendations. Is there like... an alternative platform for video content? An open platform would be best, but at this point I'll settle for anything that isn't run by Google, Facebook or Amazon.

*testifying before Congress voice* Okay so mistakes were made

*Silicon Valley voice* Our startup is like credit scoring but for social media

I love it when card names get so long they have to break out the microtext. "Der Urzeitdrachen glorreiche Wiedergeburt" is one of the longest card names, alongside works of art such as "Marcheur des chaînes de la Halle aux viscères." Arvad included for scale.

A lot of fairy tales kinda come down to "don't go into the forest you idiots"

Though there also is an element of "but if you do, bring back some of that witch gold"

At this point you could probably create creepypasta just by reposting the pre-Disney versions of European fairytales

Maybe the versions written down by the Brothers Grimm, or maybe the source material they were using - even the Grimm versions are somewhat sanitized

@generica Der Himmel über Berlin

Movie review talking about how a movie is very weighty, and how the movie is at least kinda about "the incredible heaviness of being German"

I was a college libertarian but I got better after discovering furries

That is actually 100% what happened

I always need to bring someone along when I need photos, because I genuinely cannot tell which ones are good, because I always feel like I'm horrible and ugly and awful. :v

@queerhackerwitch @IrisKalmia Yeah totally! It was interesting to experience first-hand because my social skills normally aren't... great.

I was thinking it was maybe because people know me, but... no, I occasionally go to other offices and it works there too.

At my workplace we're required to wear ID badges, and everyone does just that. There are big signs reminding you of the policy. As an experiment I stopped wearing mine. I was curious how long it'd take for someone to call me out on it.

Two years and counting.

I had one of those end-of-the-world dreams today. It wasn't actually an unpleasant dream, which... wow brain we need to talk

"Excelpunk"

[Walks up to a random couple] So which one of you is the podcast and which one is the thirty-minute argument about old videogames