I'm not kidding! It's three solid minutes of this:

GUY: -n't you think he's nice?
LADY: Not... I don't think so.
GUY: Well I haven't heard him say anything rude.
LADY: Sure, he's polite, but that doesn't make him nice.
GUY: Isn't that a big part of being nice?
LADY: Well, a start, but there's more to it than that. I can't see him helping with (inaudible) doesn't have to.
GUY: True. I mean, I would, though. (Laughs)
LADY: (Laughs) Yeah, that's why you ARE nice.