Help, I am having to attempt to engage in smalltalk and have already exhausted the topics "weather" and "local architecture"
@kaye Um, local restaurants? Movies? Local museums? Events? Cats?
@kaye try talking about electroweak symmetry breaking and the higgs mechanism, this will bring every conversation to a grinding halt
@kaye cute animal facts? Birds are dinosaurs, giant otters must have been beautiful but terrifying, etc?
@kaye Have you considered "plans for the hollidays"?