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So I finally got my first scientific paper published! In a scholarly outlet and everything! There was peer review and they asked for revisions and stuff. It's not in a top-tier journal and it's not world-changing and... ah, who am I kidding, I'm currently 60% happiness by volume. πŸŽ‰πŸ’¦πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘βœ…βœ¨

Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.

Well, I took the bait! πŸ¦Šβ˜•

#MastoArt #CreativeToot #Lineart

If πŸ‘ your πŸ‘ mome πŸ‘ raths πŸ‘ aren't πŸ‘ outgrabe πŸ‘ then πŸ‘ don't πŸ‘ gyre πŸ‘ or πŸ‘ gimble πŸ‘ in πŸ‘ my πŸ‘ wabe πŸ‘

Mildly interesting sights: An "American culture" shop in Strasbourg, France.

Ich finde es echt super, dass manche Autoren - und manche Verlage - in alter Rechtschreibung schreiben bzw. publizieren. So weiß man gleich, was man gar nicht erst lesen muss.

getting furry about a d/s trashpost, absolutely not a subtoot promise Show more

Me and a bunch of wild eyed, worked up technopagans are gonna stay up all night & think of creation myths for Wikipedia

IN A WORLD where speedrunning tricks work IRL, there's a long queue in front of that weird alcove where you can use a backwards longjump to clip directly into the downtown area

Remember when it was the '00s and "burning CDs" was a thing and you sometimes needed third-party software for that and one of them was called "Nero Burning ROM"

I literally *just* got that pun

im not owned. im not owned. i say as i use math to prove not all men

I just learned something terrible:
β€’ The official (legalese) German term for ticket inspectors is "FahrausweisprΓΌfdienst"
β€’ This is Fahr + Ausweis + PrΓΌfdienst
β€’ You can abbreviate this as FAP
β€’ They abbreviate it as FAP
β€’ Help

Every time I have to interact with Google services I end up wanting to tear my hair out

1.) Enter password
2.) Gmail demands security question answers
3.) Enter answers
4.) Gmail demands phone confirmation
5.) Provide phone confirmation
6.) Gmail blocks access anyway

IN A WORLD where Richard Garfield, President Garfield and Cat Garfield are somehow roommates

My "credentials?" Friend, I have in excess of 8,000 comment karma on /r/buttcoin. Feel free to apologise

Add some whimsy to your day by switching to a mental model where trains are wide rather than long

Just goin about my business, yelling AM I BEING DETAINED at modal GDPR dialogs

Barricade (by Jon Wallace) is perhaps the most painfully disappointing book I've read so far. How do you take a story whose protagonist is a robot taxi driver in post-apocalyptic London and make it boring?

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Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more