juno @juno@octodon.social
Programmer by trade. BP-II gifted. Progressive, feminist, scientist.
She: You're late.
Me: I stopped at Freddie's.
She: She was at Freddie's?
Me: Really? You're gonna go there?
She: Then stop lying.
Me: It was just that one time. She was not at Freddie's.
Guy at gym: Working out upsets my stomach lately.
Me: Maybe it's the nightly tequila?
Gym guy: Hmm I guess that's possible.
She: Was that her?
Me: It was.
She: She has no shame?
Me: She wants us to work.
She: I hardly believe that.
In the opening to Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt recounts a conversation with someone who says if you're going to write an anti-war book, "why don't you write an anti-*glacier* book instead?"
> What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as glaciers.
Well good news, Kurt... we figured out how to stop *one* of those two things...
She: You have to decide.
Me: Seems like I have.
She: Then what is it?
Me: You know.
Landed a contract with local university to update some 16-bit VC6 code ... 16-bit VC6 code ... wait, did I just agree to this?
Problem: CPU fan noise.
Solution: Build a new PC.
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Me: She smokes cigarettes sometimes. Helps her cope.
She: You love her.
Me: Of course. Why wouldn't I?
Paid a guy 200 bucks to cut all the weeds in my backyard. Took him two hours.
Next step in the evolution of snap and flatpak: shared libraries.
Item three on the bucket list: Get a full night's sleep.
Ubuntu: Snaps to the rescue!
https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/8iupdz/caution_the_are_malware_snaps_in_ubuntu_snaps/
linkedin: We respect your privacy.
Of course you do. Can I please keep it?
#linux Big-time Ubuntu 18.04 fails (includes all derived distros). Come on, Canonical. Really?
Why do I have a case of the Mondays on a Saturday night?
Imagine being married to someone who doesn't know you exist ...
Coolest cosmological term ever: The End of Greatness.
Misogyny test for old astronomers: How did you memorize the stellar spectral sequence (OBAFGKM)?
