jorty (deprecated aspect) @jordyd@octodon.social

Welcome to my toot space, where you will find the shittiest of shit posts, a truly fine selection of genuine shit, pushed out by yours truly

One time I tripped over a speed bump while walking and said "gotta go fast" #introductions

Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.

For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.

I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.

I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit

You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

Fun fact: I pretty much never swore until a few years ago. I only started because I got sick of people eventually noticing I never swore and then being like “wait a second.. I’ve never heard you swear....... say fuck”

Tbh I felt bad writing this but the joke was too good

And if you disagree you can fuck off

Hi everyone let's agree to be nice & kind to one another

Dragons gonna drag

I feel like the Lannister’s eye rocks on dead people has high meme value

Season 4 GoT ended well, but I feel Tyrion really should have gone double or nothing instead of taking the winnings as they were

Hmmm yeah not what I was looking for but that’s cool too

I just looked up “For Whom the Bell Tolls” because I had no idea what it actually was and the premise looks really good