jorty (deprecated aspect) @jordyd@octodon.social

Welcome to my toot space, where you will find the shittiest of shit posts, a truly fine selection of genuine shit, pushed out by yours truly

One time I tripped over a speed bump while walking and said "gotta go fast" #introductions

Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.

For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.

I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.

I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit

You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

When your gastrointestinal track is as fucked up as mine is, your stomach grumbles /after/ you eat

“Moderate” is, inherently, conservative, in a very basic sense. Moderate politics seek to conserve the political, economic, and social systems as they currently exist. What we call “conservative” is in fact not merely conservative, but reactionary.

I was a strange kid, and spent a lot of time thinking about thinking, how to avoid errors in thinking, etc. This led me to a sort of approach wherein I inundated myself with information that I disagreed with, because I felt it was important to really understand others’ opinions and why they hold them.

Imo it’s important to realize that “being moderate” is distinct from this, as I don’t think you can do this and come out not having an opinion one way or the other.

Kinda reminds me of that thing I saw with a person asking Wendy’s for a frostie if he got x retweets or whatever they call those. “Yeah we’ll pay $5 for a massive marketing campaign and act like we did it out of the kindness of our hearts”

Seriously underestimated the power of “if this post gets 1,000,000 likes my president will buy me free tuition”

It was kinda funny how Obama made that change.org site and said all the ones with 100,000 votes would be addressed

Petition to call small ebooks internovellas