jorty (deprecated aspect) @jordyd@octodon.social

Welcome to my toot space, where you will find the shittiest of shit posts, a truly fine selection of genuine shit, pushed out by yours truly

One time I tripped over a speed bump while walking and said "gotta go fast" #introductions

Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.

For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.

I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.

I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit

You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.

Hi phone please don’t correct the word homophonic to homophobic I know they sound the same but they’re not

@GoT: what if no one is king and we all just agree to be nice

(me watching GoT)
No... just.. be kind to each other

I’ve been catching up on GoT (on season 4). No one tell me when Ned Stark comes back I wanna see for myself

tired: is
wired: n’tn’t

tired: decimal
wired: base n’t for all positive integer n where n != 10

tired: cis/trans
wired: transn’t/cisn’t

Every other episode of GoT I forget all their names

Imagine being so rich that you could afford to become rich

What is the accent that the Wildlings in GoT have