jorty (deprecated aspect) @jordyd@octodon.social
I'm moving over to my new instance and you can find me at @jorty.
- name
- Jordy
- pronouns
- they or he
- birthdate
- 1994-05-08
Welcome to my toot space, where you will find the shittiest of shit posts, a truly fine selection of genuine shit, pushed out by yours truly
One time I tripped over a speed bump while walking and said "gotta go fast" #introductions
Macros can be useful but I feel like we should ban certain people from touching them.
For example, imagine if someone were to use the C preprocessor to create an elaborate object orientation system for C, calling it GObject, and then create an entire graphics stack up to and including a desktop environment, called, say, GNOME.
I think that's the kind of person who should no longer be allowed to use the C preprocessor.
I think the most important lesson to learn from free software is that after people have enough money to put food on the table they're willing to put time into something with no monetary benefit
You: Intel architecture
Me: Actually, Intel is the manufacturer. You're thinking of Intel's monster.
@jordyd How do I play a game but like become a functioning adult at the same time without extending any effort and not feel bad about playing the game
mike cole, who even are you anyway? is mike cole even your real name? do you even *have* a name? is it even *possible* to "have" a "name" when names are nothing but a mass illusion, something we collectively pretend exists because it makes our lives easier? does the answer even *matter*? why am i asking you these questions? what should i eat for lunch tomorrow? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How do I play a game but continue memeing
@jordyd i mean think of it this way
you could choose to play Rimworld
or you could do LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE
One choice is finite, singular, limited
But the other? You could do almost anything! Literally every option that isn't playing Rimworld would be open to you!
I was browsing Steam once and I read the name of a game to a friend of mine, "Space Wars: Interstellar Empires" because it sounded so generic, and they said that it sounded like every other game I have? But I just don't see it??
@jordyd AH SO THEY'RE TOASTS BECAUSE THEY POP OUT LIKE TOASTS THATS FUCKED
When will they make multiplayer RimWorld
Convince me they don't keep changing the capitalization of RimWorld because I always get it wrong
Convince me not to play Rimworld
I love that the little notifications that pop up from the bottom in Android are called toasts
The thing about commercial vs free software, is that when I go to the project page for free software 90% of the time they tell me within the first paragraph what it's supposed to do. As for commercial software, I typically give up after about 5 minutes of confusion and never figure out what it is
Just found this in my Applications folder.......... don't remember installing it............
I followed someone on Twitch 90% because they had rad dyed hair
I wanna play game
*laugh track* Everyone lovr Mike
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you wouldn't perform an action
i'm going to send richard stallman a lifesize cardboard cutout of linus torvalds and watch as he feeds it through his desk fan piece by piece
My dad didn’t misgender a trans girl it was a Christmas miracle
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