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@sireebob

But your friends don't boost and if they don't boost
Well they ain't no friends of mine

you can boost if you wannoo. you can spam your friends' timelines

When your gastrointestinal track is as fucked up as mine is, your stomach grumbles /after/ you eat

how many bees are you? find out now

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Kinda reminds me of that thing I saw with a person asking Wendy’s for a frostie if he got x retweets or whatever they call those. “Yeah we’ll pay $5 for a massive marketing campaign and act like we did it out of the kindness of our hearts”

Seriously underestimated the power of “if this post gets 1,000,000 likes my president will buy me free tuition”

It was kinda funny how Obama made that change.org site and said all the ones with 100,000 votes would be addressed

Petition to call small ebooks internovellas

what naming scheme do you use for your computers (if any)?

(boost so more people can answer)

@gaditb Might you say that hype about Moore's Law doubles in absurdity every year?

Holy FRICK I just saw Moore's Law expressed as "Technological innovation in the digital world will continue to double every year".

We are at WHOLE NEW LEVELS of this 50-year-old marketing hype.