jorty (deprecated aspect) @jordyd@octodon.social

@jordyd How do I play a game but like become a functioning adult at the same time without extending any effort and not feel bad about playing the game

mike cole, who even are you anyway? is mike cole even your real name? do you even *have* a name? is it even *possible* to "have" a "name" when names are nothing but a mass illusion, something we collectively pretend exists because it makes our lives easier? does the answer even *matter*? why am i asking you these questions? what should i eat for lunch tomorrow? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@jordyd i mean think of it this way

you could choose to play Rimworld

or you could do LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE

One choice is finite, singular, limited

But the other? You could do almost anything! Literally every option that isn't playing Rimworld would be open to you!

@jordyd AH SO THEY'RE TOASTS BECAUSE THEY POP OUT LIKE TOASTS THATS FUCKED

*laugh track* Everyone lovr Mike

you wouldn't perform an action

i'm going to send richard stallman a lifesize cardboard cutout of linus torvalds and watch as he feeds it through his desk fan piece by piece

Street name is Bathroom Jesus. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up at a hookah lounge covered in roast beef.