jorty (deprecated aspect) @jordyd@octodon.social
I'm moving over to my new instance and you can find me at @jorty.
- name
- Jordy
- pronouns
- they or he
- birthdate
- 1994-05-08
The song in the style of “A Boy Named Sue” but it’s called “A Girl Named Mike Cole” and at the end of the story the father accepts Mike as a girl and it’s very wholesome
@unascribed
Please don't leak photos of me!!
Does Gargron have a red phone that’s a direct connection to Lain?
Hey google
Why do I always have bad dreams
@mike the thing looks very enthusiastic about receiving a stick to the ass...
Time to game. Gamers.
mike cole club, only girls allowed
Girl town.. population? it's mike, baby
It's not that the system must /allow/ Mike Cole to /be/ a girl, but rather it must /acknowledge/ that Mike Cole /is/ a girl
sign my change dot org petition to let mike cole be girl
please give me the egg. where is egg.
When the power cycled my (wireless) keyboard stopped working
Coincidentally dead battery?
Or power surge by association?
@mike After this, there is no turning back. You take the big egg—the story ends, you wake up in your birdhouse and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the small egg—you stay on Mastodon, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the toots.
wired: ten hundred
Weh my power keeps going out
