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jorty (deprecated aspect) @jordyd@octodon.social

If I were to actually do this I’d have to print out the page and bind it so that I can dramatically turn the pages while I look up at the listener

Watch my new video wherein I give a dramatic reading of the Wikipedia page “Reliability of Wikipedia”

Fun fact: when I got a MacBook in 2013, first thing I did was see the magnetic cable, and held it close enough to the port to feel it start to tug, and let go of it. It went in, but in the process it chipped a little piece of plastic off the inside of the port and the connection has been finicky ever since

@sireebob

But your friends don't boost and if they don't boost
Well they ain't no friends of mine

you can boost if you wannoo. you can spam your friends' timelines

When your gastrointestinal track is as fucked up as mine is, your stomach grumbles /after/ you eat

how many bees are you? find out now

Fav if u wanna boost this post boost if u wanna fav

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@pea
When I used FreeBSD I liked it quite a bit. It was lean, consistent, etc. I moved away from it because I wanted something like systemd, because I like the fact that systemd employs Linux's cgroups, which means that a daemon cannot "escape" from the init system. systemd knows every process on the system, where it came from, what resources are allocated to it, etc. Now, however, I wonder if I put too much value in Linux + systemd over FreeBSD.

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