I call it “scream.space”
An public access unix but everyone’s shell is set to this script:
As I get older I feel like I get worse and worse at being able to figure out what words are Supposed to be Capitalized
electronics complaint: i don't have a robot here to smooch
Just realized “an IP” is the exact opposite mistake as “an ATM machine”
officer: what's an IP? and what are all these numbers?
I'm sending all the IPs that have tried to log in via ssh to the local police department. That'll teach 'em
Before I configured sshd to drop unresponsive sessions, I would occasionally type `who` and freak bc there were more ttys than I was logged into