jorty (deprecated aspect) @jordyd@octodon.social

when you don't like something but you can't back up your opinions on its health effects

You think you're cool? Take a look at this:

"How can a spider be cute?" you ask, incredulous. I pull this photo out of my wallet:

anyone know what kind of creature inhabits this hole?

I don't know how to fake smile or where to look but this is me

hmmmm🤔mmmmmmmmm🤔mmmm🤔mmm🤔🤔mmmmmm

Observe the power of machine learning to identify key features of a review:

"... food... service... delivery people"

"... Subs... bit..."

"... employees."

me tbh

a modern hero

ingenuity

Space be like

impressed by the size of this lad
the absolute unit!

this town just ain't big enough for the two of us

uspol

(This one is an image to display it's unique typographic features.)

(This one I've taken a picture of to display the comically large J.)

(nods sagely)

The Ideal Tortilla

Has anyone shown this to Torvalds? I feel like it might open his eyes to some things...

I like it