jorty (deprecated aspect) @jordyd@octodon.social

Look I can’t draw but tell me this isn’t a mood

(NSFW-ish)

I think one of them is decaf

it's that time again

Best game of all time

By the power of machine learning I have been determined to be a native Spanish speaker

It's a shame because macOS has arguably the most meme-worthy pointer (pictured)

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this is absolutely slanderous and if this chicken needs a lawyer I'm prepared to pay her legal fees

To be fair that's most of them

.. that’s not how the song goes

watching the GitHub drama unfold

After a long time of watching this I decided to take a screenshot. But I couldn't quite remember how. So I tried some key combinations, didn't work. So I turned to google, found the appropriate key combination, and took this picture. I got halfway through writing this post before it finished.

Impressed by the utility of this lad. The absolute shelving unit.

This is how Richard Stallman browses the Internet

Ok this is getting a bit ridiculous... his name is Benedict Cumberbatch

In celebration of pride month I present you with an excerpt from the page for "bottom" on Wiktionary, the free dictionary:

(What you are about to read may not be suitable for all ages. Viewer discretion is advised.)

Agent, this is for your eyes and your eyes only.

I only follow the best bots

Was this a mistake or are they just memeing I can't tell

He is the Salt Master, Master of the Salt! (salt shakers tremble before him!!)