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The eye doctor tells me I need glasses, which in retrospect, I should have seen coming
Get glasses insurance as soon as you get a puppy. They eat $1300 glasses like rawhide. I was able to replace my glasses with just a chewed up lens as proof that my dog ate it.
@jordyd a good set of retrospectacles should help a lot.