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Them: “but what’s your /real/ name”
Me: “What so you can summon me into your magic circle thus binding me to do your bidding? Nice try”
@jordyd Good to see that I'm not the only person who still fears social-engineering attacks by occultists.
Them: “but what’s your /real/ name”
Me: "Free citizen Sh'aun of the family Smith and I have a right to travel in my pleasurecraft for non-commercial purposes."
Them: "please step out of your car, sir."
@jordyd I’m donating this joke to all #trans folks